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INSTRUCTIONS

Heating times may vary by microwave oven, but most Mugs of Joy® can be warmed in the microwave in a matter of minutes! Simply peal back the protective seal of pretentious bullshit part way to vent, place in the microwave on a napkin, plate or other surface capable of catching accidental spillage of sadness. Microwave on medium high, or your microwave’s reheat setting for two minutes and fifteen seconds, or until the Joy starts to sizzle. Listen for the sizzling sound, and do not allow the Joy to overheat; Mugs of Joy® turn bitter if left unattended for too long.