Saturday, May 21, 2011

Self-promotion was a tricky business...


There were only four types of people, as far as Ernie was concerned: those who could pay for his services, those who could not pay for his services, those who did not know about his services (yet), and those who mistakenly thought that they didn’t need his services. That was it. The world was filled with consumers who spent money on everything from art made from gum wrappers to assassins. And if someone was going to hire an assassin, why not Ernie? He was extremely good at killing people, and whether they’d admit it or not, everyone wanted SOMEBODY dead.

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