Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Knowledge isn't power...


A few things I learned from the movies: only the penitent man shall pass; when someone asks if you are a god, you say yes. It’s better to burn out than to fade away. Stuff like that. Life-lesson sort of stuff. Oh yeah, and aliens are either here to destroy humanity or enlighten humanity. I wasn’t entirely prepared for aliens wanting to barter with humanity. Nor was I prepared for a bartering system that involved sticks, spit, and peeing on fire. However, I did get the purpose of life for two Twinkies and a Dr. Pepper. I miss my Twinkies.

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