UNIFORM CODE OF PIE
The Universal Law of Pie states that not all cultures possess a food substance similar to that which is known in English-speaking Earth culture as “pie,” but that all worlds which have carbon-based, land-dwelling life forms contain at least one culture that makes such substances for nourishment or festive purposes. There are also twelve deep-water, space or sky cultures that make round pastries containing fruity or meaty filling, but six of those do so solely for mating purposes. Students must understand at least fifty-seven pie-related rituals before applying for an exchange program on any non-Earth planet. Students, KNOW YOUR PIE!