Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Science made things less fun...

DECIST ORDER

We’re sick of you humans, really. You keep taking magic out of the world with your “science” thing. I don’t understand this “science,” but every time you people get involved with it, and come up with some explanation or another for the way the universe works, we have to think up some new mystery for the universe to hold. We’ve been so busy in the last two hundred years. I haven’t had a nap in the last fifty. Erasmus hasn’t had a full night’s sleep since you people invented the transistor. Stop with the scienceing! Get back to wondering amazement!

1 comment:

  1. Oh, I love this. Would you mind if I post it to my LJ with full credit, of course?

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