Saturday, August 13, 2011

Cats did many things well...


They claimed that cats made better spies than dogs. The cats were less trainable of course, they really could only manage a few basic techniques, like slinking over with wide, innocent eyes from enemy operatives sitting on park benches in Cold War Washington, DC. They were surprisingly inept at espionage and really could only manage adorable cuddles from German and Soviet spies in ungodly brown leather jackets and oversized tinted glasses while recording conversations then slinking innocently away. Dogs could learn at least eight types of subterfuge, but the East Germans kept trying to find the dogs a proper home.

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