The dragon kidnapped the maiden according to the terms provided by the Schedule Twelve Rules for Kidnapping and Imprisoning Maidens, Princesses and Other Female Entities. He'd snatched her in the middle of the night. He absconded with her to a cave containing the correct amounts of gold, silver and rubies. He'd even filled ou Form 95-B, which assured the maiden's fair treatment and that her honor would be preserved according to Abduction Rule Nine. Which was why he had no idea why she was being so difficult. This running awat and screaming and fainting bit was so two-hundred years ago.
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