Tuesday, February 15, 2011

The truth about unicorns...


Of all the animals in the Magic Wood, the unicorns were the most bloodthirsty. Sure, the gnomes killed the occasional traveler that no one would miss. And the elves would eat the flesh of anyone who dared invade their territory. The trolls defended their bridges valiantly and violently, except when pilgrims paid the tolls. It also made them extortionists, but at least they were only killing when it was semi-warranted. But the unicorns? Those white terror-beasts? Have YOU ever seen a unicorn? No. Because anyone who even looks upon them meets with certain death. Their victims are never even found.  

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