Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Reports are grossly exaggerated...


“The City maintains, yet again, that castles simply do not appear out of nowhere. These sorts of things simply do not happen in modern, polite society. Therefore, the City of Cune simply does not acknowledge the existence of the castle obstructing the flow of traffic on Thirtieth Street. That is all you reporters will get from this office on the matter. No we do not care if several bystanders took videos with their phones and uploaded them to YouTube. Now, will you excuse me, I have to leave before Thirty-first street turns into a nightmare thanks to the new detour.” 

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